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Keep reading, dear reader. We have an ungodly amount of strip clubs Besides beer, liberalism, and vegan food more on that laterPortland is most famous for its absurd amount of strip clubs. And for good reason: we have the most per capita of any city in the country. To get that statistic we can thank Priceonomics. This also le to my next point We have a spot for you. Actually, there are two. Are you more about the performative, burlesque aspect of strip clubs? Bored with generic hip-hop playing at the club? Head to one of our hard-rock, punk, or metal strip clubs and slam some PBR while a stripper does one arm push-ups onstage.
Do you just want to listen to rap while a woman gets naked and bounces her ass on your face? We have a lot of places for that, too. Into women under 5 feet tall? Welcome to Portland. We have the most beautiful tattooed women dancing here Not all strippers are tattooed alternative girls, but a lot of them are. Dancers here use their bodies as elegant canvasses for amazing art pieces: Bouquets of Star Wars inias, full body stitches, a lifelike tattoo of Bruce Campbell, leggings and garters made of flowers, a majestic unicorn It makes sense, as Portland is well known as an inked city with some of the best artists and shops in the nation.
Not only are the performers hot, but they're as talented as athletes Above all, strip clubs are about the strippers. They perform astounding feats of acrobatics and athletics, titillate and arouse, comfort, amuse, and even educate. Our stippers are a part of the larger community Portland is famous for being a bastion of progressive, sex-positive feminism sometimes to the point of parodyand our strip club culture will be sure to remind you of that fact.
The dancer clapping her heels in your face may not be a radical feminist activist, but she definitely could be. Strippers are part of our community you probably know one or twoand participate in things like raising money for children during Christmas, holding a car wash during the summer for an animal shelter, or spending a portion of their income donating to the ACLU and Planned Parenthood.
This progressive culture and the awesome women onstage make it welcoming to other women and patrons coming to the clubs. Portland is a city where your wife or girlfriend is likely to you instead of staying behind for the night. Where else can you find a naked clown, a sword-swallower, a contortionist, and a roller-skating diva all in one night at one club?
Here, you can climb on stage and sing a karaoke song while dancers strip and distract you. Even in your quiet neighborhood strip club, the dancers are talented performers, exhibiting feats of strength and grace to rival professional athletes. We've also got male strippers. And they're good.
Portland strip clubs are overwhelmingly filled with female performers, but two clubs celebrate the masculine body: Silverado and the more recently founded Stag Barthe latter far more accepting of female guests, though still primarily a gay club. Our clubs have better food than most restaurants and even better beer Oregon requires that all establishments serve food at any hour that hard alcohol is available. This has led strip clubs with fantastic menus. The most famous is The Acropolis Steak Housewhich serves massive, cheap steaks, as well as a full breakfast menu and salad bar.
Casa Diablo and its offshoot, Dusk 'Til Dawn, are famous for their all-vegan menus that are actually good seriously, get the crunch wrap. Stag Bar even has a weekend brunch with a drag show we are still Portland, after all. Plus, our bartenders rock just as hard as the strippers do.
Portland wouldn't be Portland without our clubs.
No other city can say that. Courtney Love famously danced here. Since then, dozens of other strip clubs have opened around the city, and their ubiquity and the culture that rose within them helped define Portland as a scrappy, rebellious, sexy, weird little city. Alex Frane is a Portland native, but that doesn't mean he's not entirely objective when it comes to proving that his city is the best strip club city.
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